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Not Today Satan – the ultimate funny graphic sweatshirt for anyone who’s done with the drama! 😈 Bold retro bubble font in vibrant colors on ultra-soft fleece. Perfect for casual days, gym flexing, or gifting your sassy friend.
**Why You’ll Love It:**
😈 Hilarious "Not Today Satan" quote – instant mood-lifter
👕 Unisex relaxed fit – looks great on everyone
🌈 5 bold colors: Black, Dark Heather, Light Blue, Light Pink, Military Green
📏 Sizes S to 5XL – inclusive for all
🔥 50/50 cotton-poly fleece – warm, cozy, pill-resistant
**Perfect For:**
Sarcasm lovers, gym rats, coffee addicts, or anyone banning bad vibes. Pair with joggers, jeans, or leggings.
**Material & Care:**
- 50% cotton / 50% polyester
- Medium-heavy (8.0 oz/yd² or 271 g/m²)
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
- Eco-friendly DTG print – vibrant and durable
**Size Guide (Unisex):**
| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) |
|------|------------|-------------|
| S | 51 | 67 |
| M | 56 | 71 |
| L | 61 | 74 |
| XL | 66 | 76 |
| 2XL | 71 | 79 |
| 3XL | 76 | 81 |
| 4XL | 81 | 84 |
| 5XL | 86 | 86 |
🌍 Printed & shipped from the EU – no customs!
Grab yours and tell Satan to take a day off. Add to cart now! 🔥
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
