Getting Old Sucks Sweatshirt - Funny Birthday Gift Unisex S - 5XL EU UK - zemaStyle

Getting Old Sucks Sweatshirt - Funny Birthday Gift Unisex S-5XL EU UK

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GILDAN 18000 – "GETTING OLD SUCKS" CREWNECK

ULTRA-COZY 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8 oz) BUILT TO LAST with double-stitched seams ZERO ITCH – tear-away label CLASSIC FIT + crew neck for all-day comfort ETHICALLY MADE with US cotton & safe dyes

SOFT. TOUGH. ICONIC.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean